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You've Got Mail
Directed by Nora Ephron
1998
(Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan fall in LOVE, and it is HEARTWARMING.)
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Titanic
Directed by James Cameron
1997
Leonardo DiCaprio
Your social class is stuffy. Let's dance with the ship's rats and have fun.
Kate Winslet
You have captured my heart. Let's run around the ship and giggle. (The ship SINKS.)
Leonardo DiCaprio
Never let go.
Kate Winslet
I promise. (lets go)
THE END
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The Sixth Sense
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
1999
Haley Joel Osment
I see dead people.
Bruce Willis
Try talking to them.
Haley Joel Osment
It worked.
THE END
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Mortal Kombat
Directed by Paul Anderson
1995
Sh*ang Tsung
Back, Back, Forward, Forward + High Punch
Liu Kang
Down, Forward, Back, Back + High Kick
THE END
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Mission: Impossible II
Directed by John Woo
2000
Cast
Hi. We're--
John Woo
Enough plot development. Fight in slow motion. (People SHOOT and pull their FACES off.)
THE END
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The Matrix
Directed by Andy and Larry Wachowski
1999
Keanu Reeves
Hey everybody, look! Look at me! I'm in a movie that doesn't suck!
Audience
GASP!
Keanu Reeves
Yes, it's true! Not only that, despite my total lack of acting ability, I very nearly didn't suck in this movie!
Audience
(faints)
THE END
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The Mask of Zorro
Directed by Martin Campbell
1998
(Anthony Hopkins does some STUNTS.)
Anthony Hopkins
I'm too old to be Zorro now. (Antonio Banderas does some STUNTS.)
THE END
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The Lost World: Jurassic Park
Directed by Steven Spielberg
1997
Jeff Goldblum
We must never go back to the island. (goes back) (Everybody DIES.)
Jeff Goldblum
I told you we should never go back to the island.
THE END
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The Lion King
Directed by Roger Allers and Rob Minkoff
1994
Scar
You killed your father.
Simba
(runs away)
Nala
We need you.
Simba
(runs back)
THE END
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Enemy of the State
Directed by Tony Scott
1998
Will Smith
A secret government conspiracy is trying to kill me.
Gene Hackman
Reluctantly, I'll help you. (Will Smith and Gene Hackman turn the TABLES and have a SHOOTOUT.)
THE END
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Desperado
Directed by Robert Rodriguez
1995
Antonio Banderas
They killed my woman and jacked up my hand. I will kill them for that. (He meets Salma Hayek, and she is HOT. He kills people, and it is COOL.)
Antonio Banderas
No more killing. Unless there is a sequel.
THE END
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